I went to India some years ago
Was pretty hot
And sticky
Some places even smell worse than my
Bedroom
We did some of that tourist shit
Visited a sanctuary
And there’s monkeys all over the parking lot
Having a good one
I guess you gotta be a monkey to do that
I know that kind of scene but usually it’s
dark
and instead of monkeys there’s
humans
I guess we’re all monkeys
So, one of those monkeys seems to be done
Steps back and realizes there’s a buffet
Pouring out before him
So he digs right in
Recycling and natural selection
In that sense
I guess we’re all monkeys
And inside the sanctuary
Even more monkeys
Some looked sick and leprous
Plooky
To quote Sir Aldingar
And guess what
Copulating
Like in the lot
Just worse
Like dumping a
Hand grenade
Into a flock of Gibbons
All over the bloody place
I learned a lot that day
We’re all monkey
And we all eat shit
’cause we like to recycle
And be eclectic
Monkey buffets
For instance
’cause we’re all monkeys